theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

louvigne:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

aloelita:

rosy xo

ekleton:

fuck yea sour worms and pineapple joint (:

freshman year:  i'm definitely going to Harvard.
sophomore:  maybe Columbia?
junior:  let's be realistic...
senior:  community college.

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect