what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
fuck yea sour worms and pineapple joint (:
sophomore: maybe Columbia?
junior: let's be realistic...
senior: community college.
i met a girl with 12 nipples
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect